"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob
literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob
friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA
shrek is the god of self confidence