When people try asking you about the future and your plans for college and you’re just like
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
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